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Chapter 2, Bangles is a liar.
- written 18th Mar 2007 by MatthewRudy
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This turns the first chapter on its head.
Tags : comedyBanglesBunglesMungles.
Bangles is a showoff and a liar.
Everything he just says is untrue. But everything that I say is entirely true.
My name's Mungles, and I'm Bangles' uncle. My bitch, Bungles, is one hot momma. When I first met her she said to me "Mungles you are one hot hunk of a monkey!" and she was right. But her ass was even more fine than my pert poopoo device. Watching her stroll along a prosthetic branch, I couldn't help myself from screaming "MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY DOO DOO DOO".
I don't know why I chose those particular words. But they certainly worked. Before I could say "MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY DONT DONT DONT" she was mine and we were making babies.
But, back to the story.
Bangles says he's going to escape.
Fact is, he ain't gonna escape, and if he thinks human's are stupid, then he's right. Uh huh. But, if he don't think the zoo is the best place in the whole goddamn monkey world, then he wrong. So wrong!
Everything he just says is untrue. But everything that I say is entirely true.
My name's Mungles, and I'm Bangles' uncle. My bitch, Bungles, is one hot momma. When I first met her she said to me "Mungles you are one hot hunk of a monkey!" and she was right. But her ass was even more fine than my pert poopoo device. Watching her stroll along a prosthetic branch, I couldn't help myself from screaming "MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY DOO DOO DOO".
I don't know why I chose those particular words. But they certainly worked. Before I could say "MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY DONT DONT DONT" she was mine and we were making babies.
But, back to the story.
Bangles says he's going to escape.
Fact is, he ain't gonna escape, and if he thinks human's are stupid, then he's right. Uh huh. But, if he don't think the zoo is the best place in the whole goddamn monkey world, then he wrong. So wrong!
Tags : comedyBanglesBunglesMungles.